very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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