ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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