Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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