i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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