apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
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