Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
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