awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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