Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
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