He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
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