oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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