I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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