Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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