I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
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