i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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