What did we do last night that was yellow?
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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