we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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