absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
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