4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
Randomize
