idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
i permit you to call me
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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