The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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