I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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