Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
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