woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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