Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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