Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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