Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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