No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
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