Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
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