GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
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