She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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