chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
Do vagina's smell?
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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