Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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