How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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