1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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