David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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