I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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