Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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