soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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