I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I got her a Nickelback box set.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
