What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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