Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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