it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
Randomize
