The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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