so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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