Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
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