worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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