i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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