i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
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