would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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