i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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