Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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