I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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