How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
Randomize