And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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