no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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