So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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