Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
God gave him joint rollers for hands
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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